September 30, 2014

What if no one works anywhere?

I was at the store, and I needed to know where the bacon was. There was a guy unloading a box of stuff into the freezer case. I asked him. He then told me "I don't work here". I was so confused, since he was here and he seemed to be working. Is unloading products into freezer cases just a hobby of his? Even more scary, what if he wasn't even here at all?