October 14, 2013

Masturbation Joke didn't trip the Amazon auto-censor.

Sometimes, as a guy, there are times when you only need to moisturize one hand. When that need arises, you need a lotion that can do the job. It can’t absorb into your skin too fast, nor can it be to oily.

By those criteria, this lotion works well for moisturizing your dominate hand. Where it falls short is in scent. I don’t know what toiletry companies think guys want to smell like, but this has the scent of that generic fresh scent that is plugged into so many toiletries; a scent that has no obvious analogue in nature. It smells like locker rooms

The problem is also in the name. Sometimes you don’t want everyone to know that you were moisturizing your dominate hand while your significant other ran to the drugstore. That’s why the idea of a lotion with “Light” scent is so enticing. It should create a moist hand with just the subtle hint of scent.

This lotion fails – the Light scent fills the room, and everyone knows you have a moist hand. In this context, the lotion is a failure. Move on and buy something else.

From: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2SI7ULBD3OWYK/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm