Learning War

I was in third grade
My dad was in Kuwait
I learned war on CNN
Green lights over
An unfamiliar skyline
Minerates in outline
Wolf Blitzer telling us
Not to worry
It looked like a video game
In May, he came home
But we weren't done
25 years, and new minarets
Outlined in green

A Story Often Told: A Love Poem

 A shrewd man invented chess

The king of the realm was so pleased

He took the inventor aside

Told him could ask for his own reward.

And the inventor of chess

Being a clever man

 Asks for one simple thing.

As his reward, the inventor ask for

A single grain of rice

To be placed on the first square.

Then on the next square he wanted that to be doubled.

And then doubled again on the next

And so on.

By the last row the mountains of rice are taller and taller.

Everestine piles of rice. Numbers beyond

Comprehension.

Now this story of the shrewd inventor is often told

To show the powers of exponential increase

Something our linear minds have trouble with.

But here, it stands as metaphor,

Repurposed to show my ever growing love

For you.

Where are we on the chessboard though?

It feels just like the beginning.

Puns are the best

Puns have strength because humor, for me, is all about the subversion of expectations.

Language, in its rules and usage have built in expectations. It is taking those formal structures and looking at them in a new and surprising way in which puns have power. It may seem subordinate humor, but I take great joy out of it.

A secondary consideration is that in punning, there is no object to the joke. There is no one to feel bad as the pun is not at the expense of anyone. It is neutral and self-contained. The only person you have to apologize to is the one who heard the pun in the first place.