American Savage: Horrible people will not like this one

Dan Savage is noted for the founding of the "It Gets Better" project, a series of viral web videos that sought to show that teenage problems were not a life-long issue, and that life does in fact improve.  He is also a columnist for independent newspapers, helping people with issues about what goes where and with who.

Here, he brings his distinctive voice to a set of essays, that if you're a left-leaning, sex-positive person who has had issues with the established church, you will enjoy them very much.  If you're a horrible person, you will not like these very much, but horrible people are not in Savage's demographic.  So, all not horrible people, grab your copy today!

A Review of Chuck Klosterman's "I Wear the Black Hat"

I have been a fan of Klosterman for years.  Before that point, I had been aware of him even though I hadn’t bothered to read anything he wrote.  I don’t remember what book it was, but someone lent me the most recent book that was out and I read it in a day.  I went and got the others, and read those as quickly as I could.

I then waited, and was blessed with another book of essays.  Then there were two novels – interesting, but not what makes me want to read Chuck Klosterman as an Idea, you know.  The best thing about Klosterman is that he is smart, but not overly academic.  That means you can read his books and learn things and he’s not necessarily thinking about how his cultural essays will look in front of the tenure committee.

You know this already.  You’re probably a fan of his work;  he’s preeminent in the “non jewish non serious” demographic (as he puts it) and you have a story like mine.  I bought this thing sight unseen except for the name months ago.  I devoured it gladly, and now it’s over. 

This is criticism, but it isn’t as tight as some of his other pieces.  By having a whole book to meander over who are villains and who are not, Klosterman gets a little self-indulgent at times (and this isn’t a pure criticism, he excels at self-indulgence).  Ultimately though it is rewarding, and he is great at a turn of phrase.  For example , he is discussing Hitler (Yes, Hitler is covered in the book) and he muses: “No one ever talks about building a time machine in order to go back and kill Judas.”  He brings forth truth.  The Hitler/Time Machine thing is such a trope there was a Dr. Who episode entitled “Let’s Kill Hitler”.  Yet – Judas betrayed god.  Dante puts Judas at the bottom of the heap for sinners, yet even he is part of God’s plan. It gets complicated in a way that Hitler doesn’t.

Will you learn more about the nature of evil?  Maybe and maybe not.  I like his formula for figuring out who the villain is: the one who knows the most yet cares the least.  I liked it, but I worry that it is ultimately ephemeral – though it may be more solid than the other books.  Klosterman is definitely a critic of his generation, an a lot essays have an expiration date on them.  This book should go stale more slowly than the others since it is tight around the theme,  though it is rooted in time in place that is very recognizable for a middle-class white guy with some education in the here and now. 

The best advice in that case, is to get this book as soon as possible and read it right now. 

Once upon a time.

The best stories start that way. 

You know what to expect along the way.

The princess is saved, or the prince is saved

But he doesn’t know it.

Adversity of some sort happens:

Nefarious viziers step in or the dragon comes

Or life,

Decides not ends up not like you planned.

In the end,  All you need is a glass slipper

Or a magical kiss or two.

The curse is broken and you get.

The end credits and fireworks.

The anthropomorphic animals

Cheer (though I don’t remember

That from the Grimm.).

Cute &

Trite &

…but

True.

We have a story like that

Told in flashbacks, remembered variously.

Shaving cream

Lost in Topeka

the fine fur of a missed dog

A Kiss.  And thousands more.

Sleepng on the floor, then briefly homeless

Never alone.  Quitting, starting, losing,

Finding: ourselves;  each other; us.

Laughing; talking; walking; singing; jumping.

Loving.  Waiting.  Moving.  Living.

Five years Now,

But also Forever